Self Indulgent Fappery Time

Elementary Season Finale

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:46:00 -0400

Elementary Season Finale

Sometimes I am so excited for a new episode that it begins to feel like too much pressure to watch...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:15:11 -0400

Sometimes I am so excited for a new episode that it begins to feel like too much pressure to watch and I end up putting off watching it for weeks and weeks.

Jack from Hannibal makes me really uncomfortable because he looks and acts so much like my dad. I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:07:00 -0400

Jack from Hannibal makes me really uncomfortable because he looks and acts so much like my dad.

I just want to hug them both and tell them to please, please shave off their soul patch.

elea-tiri replied to your photo: Oh man, Zombies, Run! is SUCH a good workout app…. Would the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:07:03 -0400

elea-tiri replied to your photo: Oh man, Zombies, Run! is SUCH a good workout app….

Would the program work with bicycles? Cause then I would probably bike more, but no running, not ever :D

I’m sure it would work with biking or walking. The ony issue story-wise is they call you “Runner 5” and tell you to run a lot, but if you can make that leap, then the app should work just fine!

It’s basically an audio story that plays between songs, and you can add things like zombie chases if you want extra motivation.

Oh man, Zombies, Run! is SUCH a good workout app. It had figured...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:08:00 -0400

Oh man, Zombies, Run! is SUCH a good workout app. It had figured out that I won’t run for my health, I won’t run for my weight, but I will run for the next episode.

It has singlehandedly turned me from someone who doesn’t work out to someone who runs 6 days a week.

I’m sure there will be more fanart on the way…

Oh man, people are unfollowing me about the Mrs. Tran business? That’s cool man, if you...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:50:27 -0400

Oh man, people are unfollowing me about the Mrs. Tran business?

That’s cool man, if you don’t have a mom crush (or a real crush) on Mrs. Tran I don’t want you here anyhow.

If Mrs. Tran is actually dead I’m done with Supernatural. It’s a stupid waste to create...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:40:49 -0400

If Mrs. Tran is actually dead I’m done with Supernatural. It’s a stupid waste to create a great character just to have her fade away and die off screen to bum out her son.

If she comes back all is forgiven, but Mrs. Tran is my last straw for dead female characters.

Bran Stark

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:09:37 -0400

Bran Stark

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:09:07 -0400

somethingsomethingexplosion: I think I’m Liz but I’m secretly...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:26:08 -0400

somethingsomethingexplosion:

I think I’m Liz but I’m secretly Cooter.

sleevemacquey: #he was no dragon #cause he just got BURNED

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:43:23 -0400

sleevemacquey:

#he was no dragon #cause he just got BURNED

I finally got my drivers license at age 22. I’m super relieved though, I built up a total...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:16:17 -0400

I finally got my drivers license at age 22. I’m super relieved though, I built up a total phobia of driving over the past couple years. Luckily I’ve been living in cities and had no need to drive. It’s nice to be able to though.

turdlewexler: callmekitto: fencetan: waffilicious: buetterfli...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:51:58 -0400

turdlewexler:

callmekitto:

fencetan:

waffilicious:

buetterfliege:

radioactivemongoose:

anne hathaway in drag

anne hathaway in drag

this is one of few things that I cannot look at without compulsively reblogging

I love this picture and I have no clue what the fuck is going on but oh my god

i don’t know what’s happening but it’s good

someday i’m gonna write a faux-historical queer drama and people will ask “what was ur inspiration” and i’ll be like that one picture of anne hathaway in drag kissing the pretty lady

For the record, this was Anne in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.

she played Viola. Since a lot of people are like WHERE IS THIS FROM????

You might also know its adaption with Amanda Bynes: She’s the Man.

“Viola is shipwrecked on the coast of Illyria and she comes ashore with the help of a captain. She loses contact with her twin brother, Sebastian, whom she believes to be dead. Disguising herself as a young man under the name Cesario, she enters the service of Duke Orsino through the help of the sea captain who rescues her. Orsino has convinced himself that he is in love with Olivia, whose father and brother have recently died, and refuses to see any suitor until seven years have passed, the Duke included. Orsino then uses Cesario (Viola) as an intermediary to profess his passionate love before Olivia. Olivia however, believing Viola to be a man, falls in love with Cesario (Viola), while Viola has fallen in love with the Duke.”

so pictured is Olivia, Viola, and the Duke Orsino.

mishasminions: fornicating: Cindy Clark, a Pennsylvania-based...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:08:56 -0400

mishasminions:

fornicating:

Cindy Clark, a Pennsylvania-based dog breeder decided to share these images of her then 3-month-old nephew with a few 3-week-old French bulldog puppies.

OH MY FUCK. PUPPIES AND BABIES! PUPPIES AND BABIES!!!!111

OK I need to stop reblogging pictures of babies and dogs.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 17:26:27 -0400

hairandglasses: hELP

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:23:12 -0400

hairandglasses:

hELP

queencardigan: i could do with some tall as counter myself tbh

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:42:59 -0400

queencardigan:

i could do with some tall as counter myself tbh

I thought Hannibal was going to be a “Case of the Week” show, (which I like), but...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:14:46 -0400

I thought Hannibal was going to be a “Case of the Week” show, (which I like), but Episode 3 was SO GOOD THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY INTERESTING

Oh man this show is great.

toxicsayonara: Glorious.

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:26:05 -0400

toxicsayonara:

Glorious.

unimpressed2chainz: i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:43:20 -0400

unimpressed2chainz:

i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you looking like a fine aryan prince’ will they be german who knows who cares