If Rick Santorum gets elected...
“Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”
OH NO I’M ALL OF THESE
March 2012
44 posts
I hate Saint Patrick’s Day in Chicago.
I live in Boystown, the gay area, just south of Wrigleyville, where all the drunk tourists come once a year to trash the city.
But drunk bros keep getting lost in Boystown and try and pick fights with all the queers.
DUDE THIS IS OUR FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU DON’T EVEN LIVE HERE.
(ok, rant over).
I’m making an animated film of my comic “King Pelinore and the Questing Beast” so I was taking auditions for the voice of King Pelinore, and now I have a bunch of handsomely voiced older British men sending me audio files of them reading lines from my comic.
This is a sexy new power I must work very hard not to abuse.