millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck
im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.
Holy shit, I am relating to Broad City SO MUCH, (just like I bet a lot of broke, 20-something losers are).
But that episode where Ilana hooks up with the improv guy was so surreal, because I have had the same experience, down to the little details.
The first time I had straight sex and saw a dick, I literally said “Oh, it’s so pink!” (I actually posted about it before). The dude even looked like a (less fit/attractive) version of Ilana’s dude. And a week later I started going to this guy’s improv shows, and they were SO BAD that my friends refused to go with me anymore. And then we broke up.
So watching that plot line roll out was so bizarre.
(Also, I was once in a FWB relationship with a girl who dressed just like Ilana, and REALLY liked her and wanted to be her girlfriend… which would make me Lincoln, minus the good job and easygoing personality).