I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
“Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.”—Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
teenage boys have such a pack mentality like if you get a group of them theyre like wtf flowers are so DUMB who needs pretty who needs GOOD SMELLS who needs anything we are strong men but if u catch one on his own you can have him in a daisy chain smelling roses in 10 minutes or less
Basically, what I’m trying to say is have fun with your kinks, but the people who keep sending me articles about how tragic the misrepresentation of BDSM in 50 Shades is for the already oppressed kink community… please stop.
So many straight people see their kinks as a lifestyle, and rank the importance of them up with religion and sexual orientation, when kinks are really more related to a hobby, like frisbee or stamp collecting.
with my last dying breath, I’m going to gasp out that feminism doesn’t need to be sexy, and the idea of making feminism sexy most often entails catering to male fantasies and trying to reassure men that women will still be objects of fantasy even when we achieve liberation from patriarchal demands is inevitably doomed to fail because even broadening the categories of what we count as sexy still requires women derive worth from their sexual appeal.